Timber!

To avoid misinterpretation of my last published picture of my homegirl Tove, I send this. She's cute most of the time but can transform into a furious stick-eater in a blink of an eye. If you plan to throw her that piece of wood, it just might be chopped down to toothpicks already. And yes, the low-pitched growl really comes out of that walking and peeing subwoofer. Long-life, rechargeable batteries included.