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This is my new favourite position called 'the Maximum Ignorance'. I will post later the 'Crippled Orphan' that I use it when waiting for my supper and 'Invisibility', which is used when I sense the threat of an eye-dropper.

I think my puppy days are over for good. A miniature Homo sapiensis appeared some days ago to live in my apartment. Not that I give a damn, but he seems to get a lot more brunches, luncheons and night snacks than I do. The older humans still share a twisted intrest in collecting this pink creature's poo as well as mine. 

Watch and learn

At first glance you might think that the picture above is just a classic scenery from Finland. If you take your time and focus carefully you can see a wild puma hiding on a prairie, ready to attack unsuspecting prey. No birch should be forced to watch a massacre of their fallen branches by this merciless predator.

Liberté, egalité, dejeuner!

We've moved again and this time I think it's serious. I picked a decent apartment downtown Helsinki and gave my humans the opportunity to still live with me. My huge flock of rooms gives me plenty of freedom to express whatever I need to express. Sadly my best friends could not leave their position as housekeepers in the suburbs, so I need to travel a bit to see them. 

Today I treated them with a visit to real Finnish country-side. We were given a chance to explore an enermous private dog yard a size of an average London park. The owners of the yard were two Belgian Tervuerens, one of them just slightly too big and one giant individual. Luckily these civilized wolves stayed in their car while we roamed their grounds. The picture shows our most memorable moment when we found a stick. A wooden stick, what a gem among found objects.

Timber!

To avoid misinterpretation of my last published picture of my homegirl Tove, I send this. She's cute most of the time but can transform into a furious stick-eater in a blink of an eye. If you plan to throw her that piece of wood, it just might be chopped down to toothpicks already. And yes, the low-pitched growl really comes out of that walking and peeing subwoofer. Long-life, rechargeable batteries included.

Enter Tigress

Did you know that cross-breed dogs can be sometimes mixed with other species? In my home sweet foster home there was a herd of cats and I'm sure those semi-wild mammals put something feline in my canine meal! I've gathered evidence of that:

First: I'm a brainl.. fearless hunter. If my target is smaller than me and not coming towards me, I am ready to attack.

Second: If a ball of yarn is left unattended, I will make sure it's the last day of it's life. See picture above. Please note my skillfully imitated catsy posture.

Third: I have developed a high level of ignorance to most commands that try to encourage me to any particular direction. 

Anyway, my new cat "friend" Alfie, didn't like me that much. Actually I did'n have the guts to find out what he tought of me because my mouse part told me to keep away from that aggressivly sizzling Alfred Scissorhands.

Underworld

I finally started the construction for expanding Undersnow network in London. Next new stop for Central line will be Orimattila which will probably be located somewhere between Bethnal Kreen and Liver(yummy!)pool Street. Opening ceremonies will be grand, oyster cards and other snacks will be served. Until then, I will keep on eating snow and converting it to oaky chardonnay.

The picture above was taken on a high speed camera to be able to express the dynamics of penetrating the surface and digging. 

Wings, the things I love

Did you know that I am a frequent flyer on Finnair nowadays? You didn't, I know and me neither. I hope that I had my share of flying already. I didn't really get traumatic or anything, because flying is all about wings and I love wings. Some canine air mile collectors are used to travel even globally but they are often heavily on drugs while flying. I've heard that flying is possible even without an aircraft when narcotics are involved. This kid's paws stay firmly on the streets, I promise!